topharry2014:

l8ers:

How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect

like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying

lellyphant:

"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"

ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language

all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries